I hate how guys (and I suspect I'm in the minority being female here but nevertheless) expect women to either be able to be like a porn star or just lie there during sex. I just wanna F*** not be graded on it X-X

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haha, we are pretty lazy :D

If it's any help as a gay man (who might as well be a woman), my ex expected me to be as limber as an acrobat, and I swear, were it not for manners, I'd have said, "For F*** sake, do you know how f***king dull this is"

Instead, I choose the wise words of Queen Victoria.

Lie back and think of England.

Surely you grade them too. You can't help but judge if they're doing nothing for you.

Experimenting is the way forward, and being ok with saying, "Hang on, try this."

Of course not in a porn kind of way where they put cherries and other such food items up holes though. That's just foul.